The REAL Reason Horus Rebelled
The real reason Horus rebelled was because I threatened to give his ass
such a kicking, he'd never be able to walk in a terminator suit again.
He was bullying Lion 'el Johnson for sweets and money. Horus joined the
dark side in an attempt to get all four of the Chaos gods on my ass, but
I was to hard for them, and saw them off, giving each one a kick up the
arse for all the trouble they put me through. As the Emperor got wind of
this, he ordered Horus to meet him in the play-ground after school, to
settle this problem like grown men. Horus knew the school was on earth,
so he arrived with a posse of Daemons, and triator Primarchs. Leman Russ,
and Johnson were playing a game of foot-ball against a force of Chaos Marines,
when the Dark Angels left the pitch, causing the Traitors to score, this
enraged Russ, as he was a competive player, Russ set up Johnson in a school
boy like fashion, and both of them were un-able to watch the fight in the
play-area. Sanguinus, the Pacifistm tried to stop Horus and the Emperor
from having a rumble, by offering Horus some biscuits and tea, Horus slammed
the tray on Sanguinius' head, and the primarch was rushed to the medical
room. The Emperor then lunged at Horus, for Sangunius was his best mate,
the two fell to the floor, punching, cursing and spitting. It wasn't until
tea-times that the two fighters had to stop fighting.
Horus' parents heard of this incident, and immediatley moved house away
from anyone. Lion 'el Johnson was too tired after the match, and fell asleep
in a deep cave. Sanguinius was declared brain dead, and was never heard
from again. Leman Russ became a boxer, and Robute Guillman, hurt his neck
on a tree branch (Hence the scars) on the way to his aunties house.
That, dear friends, is the REAL reason why Horus rebelled.
