Emp: Horus, my old friend and buddy, why did you do it?

Horus: I had to. It was my wife, she made me do it! She's a Demonette and you know how they can be?!

Emp: Errrr... no I don't... *under his breath*...not so you'd know anyway.

Horus: She told me if I didn't rebel then there'd be no more nooky. So... I had to kill all those guys. Sorry. Were they made about all that destuction and killing?

Emp: YOU MORON! You did this all because of a woman?! What are you stupid?! Are you MacBeth or something?!

Horus: Uhhhh... Who's Macwhatever? Is he trying to take over the universe too? Does he have a Demonette wife too?

Emp: OHHHH... Never mind! Now I'll just have to kill you for this!

Horus: Why? Just because I slaughtered a few Space Marines and a few worlds?

Emp: I don't really know why but MY wife said I had better kill you or else I shouldn't expect supper when I get home, so let's get this over with. It's meatloaf night!

Horus: Meatloaf night!! Can I come over?! Please?

Emp: No way! remember last time when you came over? You smoked in the house and my wife was PISSED! I just have to kill you now. My supper is on the table and it's getting cold.

-DE