Two of Them Kissed Last Night

There was a girl we'll call her Betty

And a guy let's call him Neil

Now I can't stress this point too strongly

This story isn't real.

(time passes by)

Now our Neil must decide

Who will be the girl that he casts aside?

Will Betty be the one who he loves truly

Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?

He must decide, he must decide

Even though I made him up he must decide