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Monica: There's
nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey: C'mon,
you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong
with him!
Chandler:
So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait,
does he eat chalk?
Phoebe: Just,
'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with
Carl- oh!
Chandler: Alright,
so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the
cafeteria, and I realise I am totally naked.
Tous: Oh,
yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler: Then
I look down, and I realise there's a phone... there.
Joey:
Instead of...?
Chandler: That's
right.
Joey:
Never had that dream.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler: All
of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out it's my
mother, which is very weird, because- she never calls me!
Ross: No,
no don't! Stop cleansing my aura!
Chandler: Sometimes
I wish I was a lesbian...Did I say that out loud?
Chandler: Please
don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.
Ross: He
finally asked you out?
Monica: Yes!
Chandler:
Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.
Phoebe: Ooh,
I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
Ross: I
honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: Stay
out of my freezer!
Chandler: If
I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a
difference...
Monica: Welcome
to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!