So here you are surfing the net stoned and looking fer something cool. I think (please send me suggestions) you've found it.
A fun thing to do when stoned is to stare at trippy screen saver with good music (if possible) blasting away. I have found a few cool programs on the net so, if you want them, click here.
There are just so many things one can do while stoned and the one thing that is true is that doing something new is always fun. So here are a few of my favourite things to do while baked. Consider it a list of suggestions, which anyone may add to. If you haven't tried something on this list, give it a try with an open mind and you will probably enjoy it. As this list grows, I'll probably organize it really well so that if you are stoned and looking for something to do, you can call up this page and go to the section that is right for you. For info on adding to the list, click here.
| Go for a walk: Breath in the air, look at all the people, if you're in a populated area, or all of the plants and scenery if you are in a more secluded area. Walk with a friend(s) and talk. I find that this situation is quite conducive for conversation as you can't ignore each other's presence and ideas are the only thing to enter your mind, so why not share them? |
| Box a car and listen to the radio or your favourite album. Or drive around with no real goal in mind, doing this, you tend to end up in interesting places. |
| Surf the radio. This is basically when one person has full control of the dial. They start from one end of the fm(usually) scale and stop on any station they feel like. I find you listen to some interesting things. |
| Go to a place with a really nice view, and sit or stand there enjoying it. |
| Go to a place you remember doing something fun as a child(like the park where you always used to climb trees) and re-live your memories. My friends and I call this a childhood trip, and they are always good. |
| Wander aimlessly around a neighborhood in which the houses look the same, I find myself thinking that I know where I am, but then the illusion is smashed when I realize that we are not where I thought we were. |
| Talk with someone who doesn't know you smoke pot and who you would rather not let know that you smoke it. This can be annoying some of the time but it's always fun for your friends if they aren't involved and can watch you squirm. |
| Set up your house, room, car, van with cool lights, posters, and candles. Subdued lights are always better than normal light bulbs. |
| Go to a place you have never been to (like a hiking trail) and explore the place. Finding new and interesting places is awesome. |
| Always, always share your weed with the less fortunate. Of course there are limits on this, I mean if there are ten needy people and you have one joint you are going to have to cut some out. If they smoke pot, they'll understand. |
| Go on to IRC and talk with people on #pot, #marijuana, #bongs, #philosophy or any other one. I am known as Marsz most of the time. Feel free to message me. |
| Play an instrument. |
| Make yourself something to eat. I find I become a professional chef (sorta) and preparation is half the fun. |
| Make a list of cool things to do when stoned and send it to me :) |
| Melt wax from a candle on your your hand. |
| Look up at the clouds. Very often you'll see patterns and you may also be able to see shapes and objects in them. Very often these shapes are so vivid, it's unreal. |
| Go on an all day pot smoking trip downtown. Exploring and shopping is the best part of this trip. |
| Play a board game, especially ones you played as a child, or ones you're not quite sure how to play. |
| Watch a hockey game, or any other sport. I find hockey is cool when yer stoned cause there is a real flow to the game as the skaters glide along the ice. |
| People watch. |
| Stare at trippy screen savers, |
| Find a lake that is frozen over and go skating(with or without skates) on it. Look down through the ice, and if it's clear and not to deep, you might see the bottom of the lake and a bunch of twigs and stuff stuck in the ice. |
| Go skiing, My friends and I found that your movements become one fluid motion and you tend to make lazy turns. Also, if you fall or are about to fall, you just say fuck it and go with the flow, or in this case, the fall. |
| Find a steep hill and go tobogganing. If the hill is steep enough you'll find your eyes will water as you speed down the hill. Try bailing out as you're going really fast and tumble down the rest of the hill. |
| If you are at a ski hill, try boxing the chair lift or the gondola. |
| Summer nights are great for walking around in comfortable clothes at comfortable temperatures. |
| Go swimming. |
| Grab a cooler and go to a nice lake. |
| Have a bonfire at a secluded spot. |
| Watch the Sunset |
| Watch the Sunrise |
| Stare at the stars with or without a telescope |
| The usuals: space, life, death, god, etc. |
| The fact that when you look up to the stars, you are looking into the past. |
| The fact that if there is a god and he "knew all and saw all" then he knew when he created everything that you would be having this conversation right now. |
| Your favourite munchies food. |
| People you'd like to get stoned with and why. |
| Ways to make the place you're at better. If you're in a car you might start off with "Having a candle in here would be a good idea." We tend to start small and finish with a huge and very expensive idea. |
Note: since I live in Beautiful British Columbia, and since I love the outdoors, I have written a lot of things that involve outdoors and nature. If you live in an area where there is no parkland, I can only suggest moving to BC.
If you're in a pissy mood, here's my rant about marijuana laws, life, and the government
Well now you've read the list and maybe you agree with my suggestions, here's your chance to contribute to the list. Send me your favourite things to do when stoned and please include any specifics and or ways to improve the experience. Please do not send me things which depend on personal taste, I know that there are some music albums which are especially trippy, but we all have different tastes, so try to keep the suggestions on topic.
Please don't send me suggestions like "Watch TV." NO SHIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THAT'S SO FUCKING ORIGINAL!!! Seriously though, this is a list of somewhat original ideas and we've all sat in front of the TV stoned, but if you must suggest watching TV, suggest a specific show. Send your brilliant, original, mind numbing, unbelievably enthralling ideas to me by email or by filling out the form below.
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